Honiton RFC Player Profiles
The Heart of the Club..... once we get everyone on we hope to try and write a bit more about each player. We conduct one on one interview with everyone so we get their real likes and dislikes.

We are currently working on getting this up to date, so bare with the pictureless profiles and sort ones!

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Robbie Harrison - Prop
D.O.B Youngish

Previous Club: Sunderland

Occupation: Surveyor

Likes: Flat caps, whippets, boat building, pidgeons and the Newcastle Football team oh... and also
those rough birds seen on docusoaps about pissed up Northerners on a night out (makes him feel at home.)

Dislikes: The English language (I think he's a nice chap but to be sure I need to understand what he says) Top Bar Guinness, Lack of guinness, moving unnecessarily

Height: Short

Weight: lots of it


Pat Pellens (Pellens) - Hooker
D.o.B 1.9.85

Previous Club: Exeter Juniors, Exeter College and Topsham

Occupation: Insurance Broker

Likes: Front row, Windy days and Wet Balls, Training (especially with Tony), Food, Cross County Runs (in fact any runs), the bleep tests and Toy story, thowing in the line out.

Dislikes Playing in the backs, Hamstrings, Things that are way to hairy.

Height 5ft 11

Weight Of large frame 15 Stone and the rest


Barry Lock (Lockie) - Prop
D.o.B 25

Previous Club None

Occupation Builder

Likes Picking up things that weigh alot, Giving out flying lessons, swotting people and would be tacklers, Donkey.

Dislikes Rubit cubes, Sudoku puzzels, Bad knee injuries, Being on time, Drinking on Bus Trips.

Height 5'7"

Weight 16 stone



Alien Wilson (Wilson) - 2nd Row / Prop
D.o.B 27

Previous Club None

Occupation Watching the rest of Bralsfords employees work

Likes Rolling in mud, pretending to be hurt and tantrums, grunting while running and the opera (for real)! Table tennis, tantric sex, Louise making things better, playing on the wing, Conversations with referees about the finer points of the game, kicking, Empty Threats and motivational pre game talks!

Dislikes Running at training (or moving for that matter) and that Sniper in the bushes who keeps on hitting him during games

Height 6'3"

Weight 12 Stone upto the waist. 12 stone above the waist


Brendan Findlay (Brendon) - 2ND Row (ex-captain)
D.o.B 28 9/7/1977

Previous Club Sprinston RFC, Lincoln RFC, Melton RFC, Canterbury County,

Occupation Builder (Hard As Nails)

Likes Chess, 100's and 1000's on ice cream cones and copious amounts of larger and Kicking for touch

Dislikes Being called a county bumkin by a Fellow Kiwi, fluff in his belly button, playing in the front row, pictures on facebook and the wind

Height 6ft 3

Weight 17 stone


Dave Vallender - 2nd Row
D.o.B 33

Previous Club Old Penarthians / Bath Uni

Occupation Playing with computers

Likes Injuring people (including his own team), Living back in Honiton, His Housemates.

Dislikes Knee injuries, Bussing on Bus trips and being on time (ever)

Height 6'1"

Weight 14 Stone + a bit more


Alex Bralsford (Bralsie) - Number Eight (ex-captain) Head coach and Bus Driver
D.o.B 38

Previous Club Refused to play for anyone else despite lots of offers!

Occupation Builder and Property developer

Likes Press ups, Respect, Support runners, Golf, Poker, Coke (Diet obviously), visiting bradfords for complimentary coffee and Highway patrols.

Dislikes People who tell him he should have played at a higher standard, Working hard, The Game of life, Employing muppets, Hire vans that overheat.

Height 6ft 3

Weight 17 Stone (maybe)


Jason Hannay - Flanker
D.O.B 25ish

Previous Club: Sidmouse (scum)

Occupation: Air conditioning repair bloke and Trickys biatch!

Likes: The bible..especially Luke 15:11-32, Driving safely, Inhaling pints and food!

Dislikes: Mysterious speeding fines

Height: 6' ish

Weight: A little more than he used to!


Joshua James Rice - Club Captain - Eight/Flanker
D.O.B 19

Previous Club: Sidmouse (scum)

Occupation: One of Bralsfords Chimps, when not playing golf...poker...chatting with Delarge...visiting plumb centre for tea and various other building merchants

Likes: Running over Old Man Rice in Training, All you can eat pizza, Getting on it as early as poss, Pit Club, being good at everything, winning, good team talks, arrogance, samboo, wetting the bed

Dislikes: Losing to Old Man Rice, in fact LOSING (not a word in his vocab without not before it), people not turning up, softness and injuries, Stains and Aliens

Height Six foot 2 and a bit

Weight: Fit as a fiddle


Louis Lane - 2nd row
D.O.B Youngish..mid 20s

Previous Club: None (ex poof baller)

Occupation: Works at the College

Likes: Learning rugby, smashing people, ball carrying, a nice lemonade and a good beard!

Dislikes: Fines, Ties, Jumping (designed for lifting) and long jouneys!

Height: Tall as...

Weight: 16 stone?


Luke Kenny - Scrum half
D.O.B Older than he looks

Previous Club: None (ex poof baller)

Occupation: Student

Likes: Playing with the u14s, His posh car, taller women (thats not hard), flirting, Steve T, colts sundays, boat races, playing flanker and Road signs

Dislikes: Rough training sessions, Plymouth FC loosing and being ID'd

Height: Short

Weight: Like a feather


Stevie Nex - Scrum Half/Fly Half/Full Back/Wing
D.o.B 18

Previous Club Sidmouse (scum)

Occupation Bradfords Monkey (Delarge wannabe)

Likes Building his wall, Bumming Dobson, Dobson's Girl Friend, The Grove,

Dislikes Making bets with Alien, windy days, Conversions from infront the posts and Fines

Height 5'6

Weight Not much


Nick Guilbert - Fly Half
D.o.B 2/11/1982

Previous Club Glamorgan Uni

Occupation Buyer for some tile firm.

Likes Football, Gay people, camp handoffs, Ollie, Graham Norton, His name in the
paper, the father in law being down and Mint sauce

Dislikes People thinking he is JC, not being able to fly, laughing quietly, Turning up on time, correctly dressed, Hitting his kicks and just playing in general at the moment.

Height 6'1"

Weight N/A


Chris Sampson (Sammo) - Centre / Wing
D.o.B 17/12/1982

Previous Club Exeter, Bath Spa Uni,

Occupation Junior Del Boy

Likes Food and more food, selling kit, stopping games, scars, his wife working at the golf club, being a happily married man and doing the washing.

Dislikes Pre-season Training (infact any training), Broken Arms and Selling kit cheap

Height Tallish (for a dwarf)

Weight Portly 16 stone


Josh Barratt (Ginge) - Centre
D.O.B 18

Previous Club: None, Exeter College as well

Occupation: Student

Likes: His Guns, A good night out, Big hits, playing on the flank, Garnet, A nice quiet Sunday at Stevies, Weights and collecting prizes from the walk home!

Dislikes: Catching the ball, biting his own tounge, Coute making approaches on his sister, being chased by man with spade, dirty pints (man up!), People who move Selways Bag!!

Height: Tall 6' maybe

Weight: 13 stone maybe?


Chris DeLarge - Centre
D.o.B 32ish

Previous Club London Scotish and Richmond

Occupation Bradfords Sales Manager/ Backs Coach

Likes Chaz and Dave, Big Hits, Doing it the Mitchell way, Golfing, Handing out golf balls, Poker, Dummies, nights out with the lads, nail varnish, Landan and some second rate london football team...spurs i think!

Dislikes Slow Ball, Ian Beale, Being unable to get his wife to work at the golf club, having to work at the golf club, Long van jouneys with Alien, looking after the kids on a sunday, Scarecrows, not being part of Cake monday and being Aliens alibi.

Height 5ft 11

Weight 15 Stone


Dan Garman (Garman the barman) - Wing/ full back
D.o.B 20

Previous Club Exeter College

Occupation EDF- Debt collecting

Likes Helping out, bum licking, Floydy's approaches on his sister, Colts sunday, Swimming (well trying to get the lifeguard to save him), speeding fines, Long walks on a Sat night and long distance relationships.

Dislikes Stare outs! Louise showering with the 1st team, Olive when drunk, bench duty, Scoring tries and time keeping.

Height 5ft 11

Weight 11 Stone


Ben Dobson - Wing
Age 18

Previous Club Sidmouse (Scum)

Occupation Student (if that counts) and Try machine

Likes Scoring Tries, His girlfriend (who wouldnt), The great escape from Sidmouse and Away games.

Dislikes Tackeling, Being tackeled, Being mistaken for Duncan Cousins,

Height Short

Weight Not Much


Steve Thomas (Stevie T) - Wing
D.o.B 24 10/07/1981

Previous Club None

Occupation Plumb Centre bod

Likes Expensive Cars, smoking, Fat Face clothing, living at the rugby club, his lamps in the lounge! Colts

Dislikes Dirty bar, no bar staff, working behind the bar and Steve Lennon running round him!

Height 5'10"

Weight 10 Stone


Ben Webber - Winger
D.O.B 22/23

Previous Club: None

Occupation: ...no idea must find out!

Likes: Running fast and a good night out

Dislikes: Wet balls, the cold, rain (ruins the hair) and the bench!

Height: 5'10 maybe?

Weight: 6 pack


Nathan Spence (Mellors or Keymo) - Full Back
D.o.B 29/10/70

Previous Club None

Occupation Fireman

Likes Shelling out kids, large willy compertitions, Boobs, having you know what on his phone! (just ask to see it)

Dislikes Catching the ball and slowing up with age.

Height 5'8"

Weight 125 KG


Chris Parkin (Porky) - Wing/Flanker
D.o.B 18

Previous Club Sidmouse (Scum)

Occupation No Idea...Somerfield i think

Likes Weight loss, Honiton and a good bargain from Oxfam

Dislikes Catching, Passing, working on a Saturday and playing away, people thinking he is gay!

Height 6'ish

Weight A lot less than before by all accounts!


John Galling - Back Row
D.o.B 30

Previous Club Some third rate Uni side in Essex

Occupation Head Teacher

Likes The Cane, Political correctness, socks and sandles, Organised nakedness, Parents evenings, Being part of the elite club and Holding down the bench spot.

Dislikes The end of batchelorhood, Warming up, and popadoms.

Height 5'11"

Weight 16 Stone


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Luke Owen - Prop but fit enough to play anywhere!
D.o.B 27

Previous Club Some Welsh Valley Team

Occupation Primary School Teacher

Likes Law Abiding Citizens, Being Soft as taken a year out over a knee injury? Strap it up!

Dislikes People who break the law, Knee injuries before the sidmouth game,

Height Tall as a house

Weight wide as a bus but looks fit


Ian Floyd (Floydie) - Prop (2nds Captain of Vice)
D.o.B 30

Previous Club Crediton

Occupation Lorry Driver and Pro-Eater

Likes The Great Outdoors, Dan G Sister's rub downs, Ginsters pasties, tombola,
scoring tries and brokeback mountain

Dislikes Health Food especialy lentals, Thomas the tank books and training

Height 5'11"

Weight 180KG


Mick Huskins (Fat Bloke) - Prop
D.o.B 39

Previous Club Nuneaton, Sudbury.

Occupation Artificial Inseminator (for real!)

Likes Pies.... in fact all food, fly fishing, putting his arm in cows fannies and his own long team talks. Coming home early from skiing to look after his injured wife ....sorry got that wrong....sending his wife home on her own with the injury so he could carry on with the skiing holiday. Playing 14 first team games with out training.

Dislikes Being polite to the puppies, any form of training. Left wing socialist tossers/civil Servants who don't work.

Height 5ft 7

Weight 18 stone and Round

Most famous for the annual quote "this year I'm gonna get fit come training and show em a thing or two"


Ben Way (Chef) - Prop
D.o.B Not sure 25ish

Previous Club Exeter colts

Occupation Chef

Likes Eating most of the food he cooks by the looks of things. The head chef giving him time off to play rugby.

Dislikes The chef not giving him time off to play rugby, anyone who sends back food and the chef in the muppets (gives chefs a bad name)

Height 5ft 10

Weight 17 stone


James Foot (Footie) - Hooker
D.o.B 31 28/10/74

Previous Club None (ex poof ball player)

Occupation Contract Tractor Driver

Likes Rugby, Driving his tractor on the Road (with raised seating), Being Short and talking about women he nearly got it on with. Looking at womens navels and smelling their hair!! The Three Man Lift! goose fat and tea sunday.

Dislikes Tall Women and being asked for crisps when serving behind the bar...he can't reach them..just do it it's funny! Being forced in the kit bag!

Height 5'1"

Weight 11 Stone


Lee Chester - Hooker / Ex-Captain
D.o.B 28

Previous Club None

Occupation Sports Centre Manager

Likes Wine, Classic Guitar, Cultured liasons with associates! Perfecting the art of becoming round.

Dislikes Hangovers........ Bloody Wine, the sound of breaking glass.

Height 5'7.5"

Weight 95 KG (Powerhouse!!)


Justin Nuttall - Hooker/ Prop
D.o.B 24/10/72 33

Previous Club Cardiff Medics/Honiton

Occupation Dentist

Likes Pulling teeth, training and flash cars

Dislikes Playing, People who do not put the effort in at training (Sampson in particular)

Height 5"8

Weight 17 stone Slender


Andy Turner (Turner) - 2ND Row
D.o.B: 59

Previous Club: None we think... but rumour has it Bath u21 Ladies section (Before Sex Change)

Occupation: Bricklayer and part time tennis player

Likes: Drinking, Not being positive about anything especially younger Honiton players, No Grass on wicket, The Shadows, texting and having a regular girlfriend, keeping it in the family, tennis elbow

Dislikes: Saggy Boobies and curtains that dont match the carpet, wallpaper matching his shirt oh... and playing rugby.

Height: 6 foot

Weight: 17 Stone (yeah right!)



Lee Wright - 2nd Row
D.o.B 40ish

Previous Club None known

Occupation Builder

Likes Pushing, jumping with proper lifters, being promoted from 3rds to 1sts, a good hair cut and waxing

Dislikes Poor lifters, cuts to forehead, hands on the floor (its just not right), being dropped, (its a long way down!!) and bad building weather.

Height Tall...6ft 4'

Weight 15stone maybe... liftable


Andy Doige (High Tower) - 2nd row
D.O.B Mid-late 20s?

Previous Club: None? Ex poofballer, but not allowed to do that anymore

Occupation: ..........and pt time bouncer
Likes: Jumping, New found talent of rugby, Short women, kicking out time and a nice lager or two of an evening.

Dislikes: Small doorways (normal doorways), fighting, underage drinkers and life bans

Height: Tall as a house

Weight: N/A


David Meadows (the Rhino) - number eight (ex-captain)
D.o.B 48

Previous Club Some team in Oxford

Occupation Some sort of Fish Merchant /producer

Likes Being late, Big breasts, Club short policies, Health and Safety inspectors

Dislikes Porn, people who are on time and Ricey not retiring before him.

Height 6ft 2"

Weight 16 1/2 stone


Tom Churchward - Flanker
D.O.B: 23

Previous Club: None,

Occupation: EDF by day and superstar DJ by night!

Likes: Being able to drive again, Getting involved, Flirt Divert, Spinning the wheels of Steel, Blackburn Rovers (someones got to)

Dislikes: Letting Olive loose in his kitchen, Early Starts and carrying DJ equipment form the carpark to the club house, one way streets, being left on the bench

Height: 5ft 8

Weight: 13 stone (growing a little)


Brad Spiller (Spiller) - Flanker
D.o.B 20ish

Previous Club Not sure

Occupation Varmer

Likes Tractors, Botany, flower arranging and being at one with nature oh... and nipples!

Dislikes Orange cartons that don't open properly, girls with lots of facial hair and any one who comes across as Bertie big bollocks.

Height 6ft

Weight Light just right for lifting


Jason Faye - Flanker/No.8
D.o.B Hard to tell 40ish

Previous Club No Idea

Occupation ...Suit job i reakon

Likes Being pack leader, being from Landan, Sorting things out, turnover ball, scoring, big games

Dislikes People who are asking for it, being asked to prop, not being pack leader, shit hands, forwards on the wing and loosing contact lenses

Height 5'8

Weight 16 stone maybe


Richard Woollacott (Slippery) - Scrum Half (ex-captain)
D.o.B 33 7/08/74

Previous Club None

Occupation Builder

Likes Bulls that try to get into his car via the windscreen.

Dislikes Training, People with straight noses.

Height 5ft 8 (you sure?)

Weight 11 Stone


Jonny Selway - Scrum half, but will play anywhere in backs
D.O.B Young 19

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student and Varmer

Likes: Varming, A quiet cider out the otter, FIT women (gotta be done), midnight drives across the fields and the inheritence!

Dislikes: Chainsaw accidents, ditches, other road users, early mornings and sharing his surname with Judus (no relation thank god)

Height: Tall

Weight: 6 pack


Mike Salter (Mikey) - Scrumhalf
D.o.B 10/07/63 22 (Young Pup)

Previous Club None

Occupation Playboy,

Likes Lots of women at the same time, hair gel, kangeroos as long as they have their toenails clipped first , huntin shootin and fishin.

Dislikes Being polaxed by a bird for cheating on her and being asked if he is gay!

Height Short

Weight 12 Stone


Jeremy Rice (Ricey) (LEGEND) - Anywhere but Prop (ex-captain)
D.o.B 48

Previous Club Sidmouth colts, Honiton, Old Redcliffians and Exeter

Occupation Civil Servant/ Left wing socialist tosser.

Likes Honiton Rugby club, Table Football, Nice bums, Rubber, Wigs and wearing womens clothes. Good Port ,Stilton and digestive biscuits, finding new children, being good at everything.

Dislikes Cheating, Crap rugby Hands, Ignorant People and over the top Diversity & Political correctness bollocks, attending disciplinary hearings.

Height 5'11"

Weight 13 1/2 stone


Dave Joseph McGrath - Centre Flyhalf (2nds Captain)
D.o.B 42

Previous Club None bin here for years

Occupation Builder

Likes Taking the piss out of Ricey, The Irish and Going to work on Mondays!

Dislikes Being run over by a big black Plymouth Albion prop! Middle name of Joseph

Height Fairly Short

Weight 12 Stone


Brent Dicks (quality) - Every where
D.o.B Not sure but blinkin old

Previous Club Some where abroad/ International man of Mystery

Occupation Varies

Likes Playing the odd game to help the club out.

Dislikes Being asked how he got on at the weekend especially when he breaks his leg.

Height Varies

Weight Varies


Rikki Lennon (RIKKI shreeked in a loud voice) - Replacement
D.o.B 18

Previous Club None

Occupation Building I think and sticking plastic on to glass.

Likes A good rumour, shell suits, loud rugby boots, being the local hard man, community service.

Dislikes Looking just like some bloke called Sugden off Emmerdale. Being told he could do with a trim. Old man Ricey not giving up, getting involved in domestics

Height 5'9"

Weight 85 KG Thin


Steve Lennon - Wing
D.O.B: 12

Previous Club: None (Topsham borrowed him but gave him back)

Occupation: Ricki wanabe

Likes: Playing rugby, he can now drink in town, running round Steve Thomarse, carrying water bottles

Dislikes: being asked for ID, catching the ball

Height Like RICCKKKIII

Weight: Like RICCCKKKIII


James Laughin (Laughin man) - Winger
D.o.B 21ish

Previous Club None

Occupation Need to find this out but think he's clever.

Likes Learning the new skill of rugby, big hits on opposition players. Scoring vertual hat
tricks and the odd Brizilian hedge trim.

Dislikes Broad beans and some one scratching a black board.

Height 5ft 11

Weight 12 stone


James Coutes - Winger ***UNI BOY***
D.O.B 17 blinkin young

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Belly dancers, Rabbits and the film Cool hand Luke, Ginger Joshs sister, Saturday night fight club, Spoons, tweed blazers with leather elbows, driving now hes passed his test

Dislikes: Heights, State education, four eye jokes,

Height 5ft 9

Weight: 11 stone


Phil Cook (Cooky) - Full Back/Wing
D.O.B Young

Previous Club: None

Occupation: New player so unsure..

Likes: Playing at the back and young varmers.

Dislikes: Short jokes, oversized wingers, working saturday mornings and lateness!

Height: dwarf like would be harsh but u get the idea

Weight: 12 stone?


Phil Cook (Cooky) - Full Back/Wing
D.O.B Young

Previous Club: None

Occupation: New player so unsure..

Likes: Playing at the back and young varmers.

Dislikes: Short jokes, oversized wingers, working saturday mornings and lateness!

Height: dwarf like would be harsh but u get the idea

Weight: 12 stone?


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Issac Dalton (sac) - Prop
D.o.B 16

Previous Club None

Occupation Student

Likes Eating stuff, anything for that matter especially for money! Dishing out pain and looking like a bee in his Lovely undertop! Emily Barrat, Poppy and Man Points!

Dislikes Flying, Not leading the mars bar challenge, Being Angry, Being Hungry and Racism!

Height Shortish

Weight Muscular!


Luke Aplin - Prop
D.O.B Colt

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Varmer?

Likes: Smoking, Sheep, Fighting and Varming

Dislikes: Warm ups, Training and Commitment

Height: 5'11

Weight: 16 stone?


Alex Clemence - Prop occational Hooker
D.O.B 16

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Being weird, Playing prop and Lovely trainers

Dislikes: Socialising

Height: N/A

Weight: N/A


Ben Clarke (Clarky) - Hooker
D.O.B Nearly 18

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Punctuality, Mud in his hair and Stealing ball

Dislikes: Downing pints, Losing girlfriends (carleess if you ask me), Headbuts and Getting Fined.

Height: Shortish

Weight: N/A


Paul Herridence (sp?) - Flanker/Hooker maybe?
D.O.B Colt

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Penalties, Bench, Not throwing straight, Shiny Boots and Family!

Dislikes: Post match Showers!

Height: Tall

Weight: 6 pack


Leo Jefferson (Colts Captain) - 2nd Row
D.O.B 17 (nearly 18 surely)

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Looking good, Working, Maths, Other geeky things like that, His girlfriend and her melons, Pit club carnage,

Dislikes: Being sick in the lounge, refrences to his mum (shes fit), scrums going backwards, public speaking, Joyce on nights out (well who does?)

Height: Tall 6' ish

Weight: Just right for lifting


Davie Falkner - 2nd Row
D.O.B Young Lad

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Being nice to everyone, Schoolwork, Being intelligent, Stealing Lineout ball and Hair products

Dislikes: Nothing at all

Height: Tall

Weight: Light for lifting


Dan Willams - Flanker
D.O.B 17?

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Being Naked, Colin, Christian ways and Wearing knee supports

Dislikes: Wearing clothes and Party Boy

Height: 5'9

Weight: slim


Dean Norman - No.8
D.o.B 16

Previous Club None

Occupation Student, Honiton Concentration Camp

Likes Being on time, Crealy slides, Looking after little Rice and Being Fined!

Dislikes Im sure he must dislike something....marmite maybe, catching every now and then..keeps it interesting see.

Height 5 10...ish

Weight Good for lifting


Arron Down - Flanker
D.O.B Young Lad,

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Smiling, Tackles, Camping with Jennie B and not getting hangovers.

Dislikes: Kennys 18th, Touch and the Bench

Height: Tall

Weight: 6 pack


Tommy Wilkins - Flanker
D.O.B Colt

Previous Club: Exeter College as well as HRFC

Occupation: Student

Likes: Pain, Shaving his hair, The army, using his head, Ten Tors and Fitness!

Dislikes: Catching, Soft Tackles, Talking Quitely and Being the middle brother!

Height: 5' 7

Weight: 12 st ish?


Ollie Rice (Ricey) - Scrum Half
D.o.B Colt age (funny that)

Previous Club None

Occupation Student, 6th form!

Likes Winning, Cricket, Nakedness (especially on tour), Beating other Rices, A good game of football, Dean looking after him, Eating in copious amounts, Dressing up and Getting on it as early as poss!

Dislikes Losing, Coming last, Not winning, Helping around the house, Punctuality, Not getting in Pit Club, Lairy Mummy Rice and Being Serious!

Height Short as

Weight Light


Phil Saunders - Fly Half/Inside centre
D.O.B Colt

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Graphic Designer maybe?

Likes: Kicking, Hair Products, Exeter and Southern Comfort

Dislikes:Training, Flowing Rugby, Late Hits and People who are late!

Height: 5'8 ish

Weight: 12.5 st?


Mike Gould - Fly Half
D.O.B Young Lad,

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Smart Clothes, Learning, Lanky runs, Playing football instead of rugby!

Dislikes: Scruffiness, Short People, Non-pupil days, Canteen food and Blunt Pencils

Height: Tall

Weight: ?


Oli Hyland - Centre/Full back
D.O.B Youngish 16?

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Eating Pennies, Touch, Open Play, Fitness, Being Early and Fighting

Dislikes: Other people kicking, Lazyness, Non-Hairy People and Bouncers

Height: ?

Weight: Stocky


Tom Kingswell - Centre
D.O.B 16

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Missing important kicks, His special Kicking 'T', Long showers and Overlaps!

Dislikes: Catching, Using his size, Fitness, Drinking and getting knocked out in cup finals!

Height: Tall

Weight: Well Built


Josh Wood - Wing
D.O.B Young one

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: His Fit mum, Being Smart, Teachers and Cheating Girlfriends!

Dislikes: Contact rugby, Being a prefect and not being in the library!

Height: Short

Weight: Dunno but Quick


Alex Beighton (Beighton) - Wing
D.o.B 18

Previous Club None

Occupation Student (not as clever as brother, but still stupidly intelligent)

Likes Getting his dummy out, long distance relationships, Cricket, Classical music, playing the piano and fine wine

Dislikes Getting flattened by Bralsie at training, Grass on the wicket, Leather sofas and getting a round in

Height umm 5 7'

Weight 10/11 stone maybe


Sam Collins - Wing
D.O.B 18

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student, Sexeter college

Likes: Delivering Pizza, Not getting Dirty, High Tackles and Running really Fast

Dislikes: Domestic Violence (its just not right!) Catching, Looking like Napoleon Dynamite!

Height: Tallish

Weight: light as


Martyn Keep - Winger
D.O.B 17

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Tyre Fitter

Likes: Being Injured, The Fact That He Has A Job And His Car,
Dislikes: Telling Jerry when he is playing, Being Tackled, Being Knocked out, Playing and Age barriers!

Height: 5ft 10"

Weight: 10st


Eason Harris - Full Back
D.O.B Colt

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Being Angry, getting injured, himself, Shanice and

Dislikes:Catching, Passing, Watching, Fitness training and hospital visits.

Height: 5 10

Weight: Fit


3rd Team Squad from 07 - Will get an up to date on at the end of this month!


Gareth Keep - Wing
D.o.B Knocking on a bit (but young looking)

Previous Club none

Occupation Tyre company manager

Likes The Welsh, Drinking, Wedding cake, Being on the bench and Telling Off Joe For No Reason

Dislikes Calling ambulances and Reffing

Height 5ft 9

Weight Slim (apart from the belly)


Mike Harris (Bling) - Centre
D.o.B 36 (12/3/2005)

Previous Club None

Occupation Builder (Brickie)

Likes Gold, highlights, suntans looking like he's an Essex boy and big boobs.

Dislikes Playing in Plymouth

Height 6ft

Weight 14 Stone


Tom Hatten (Hatten) - Centre
D.o.B Over 30

Previous Club Sidmouth !!!!

Occupation Fixes mechanical things I think

Likes Being back playing and tackling, womens shoes, the Carpenters and the Lord of the rings.

Dislikes Sidmouth, home built bars in the corner of the front room and women with underarm hair.

Height 6ft

Weight 14 stone


Darren Small (Didsey) - Winger/flanker
DoB: 36

Previous Club: None (just about still playing?)

Likes... Having nice pecks. Any sort of sex

Dislikes... Running is straight lines...was recently over heard saying he now understands the need to let the rest of your players know where you are going!

Height... 5ft 10

Weight... 14 Stone


Knocker White - Prop
D.o.B 48

Previous Club None but played for the Navy

Occupation Was a SW water man now does some building forman job.

Likes His new Sat Nav, Some form of Kung foo crap (you know the sort of thing.... lots noise but no actual contact). The Everley brothers and Kenny Rogers, Spoofing

Dislikes Witchity grubs, Posh spice, rugby player calanders and references to uncle festa.

Height 6'1"

Weight 14 Stone + a bit moreHe reckons he's the best looking prop in the club


Matt Olive (Olive) - Prop
D.O.B Young, 18

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Lorry mechanic Apprentiship thing

Likes: Getting Fit, Colts girlfriends, lager, smoking, a nice pair, staying at robbies, churchie's coco
pops!

Dislikes: Bar duty, people not turning up for bar duty, guinness, Garman mowing his lawn.

Height: Tall

Weight: Lots of it but on the decline


Duncan Cousens (Duncs) - Wing / Full Back
D.o.B 31 21/06/1974

Previous Club None

Occupation Plum Picker or is that plummer

Likes Head Rubs, being accident prone

Dislikes Ricey's Pre Cup Final selection talks, Catching the ball

Height 5'10"

Weight 76 KG


Graham Pidgeon (Pidge) - Anywhere
D.o.B 37 (When men were born proper!)

Previous Club Sidmouth Hockey Club,

Occupation Exterminator

Likes Being Driven around by his driver, Buying glass off Sammo for his villa, sleeping in
Top Bar, banging on shutters and the alphabet song!

Dislikes People who drink lots and become rude, its just not right! Losing his trousers!

Height tallish

Weight 15 Stone


INJURED - Mostly Knee injuries...although some others!


John Simmons (Simmo) - 2nd Row
D.o.B 28ish

Previous Club Topsham (but don't tell anyone) and Amber "bloody" Valley less we forget!!

Occupation Some poncey office job (Insurance I think....but a job where you have to be sure of all information before you do something!)

Likes Honiton just playing league games and a new found talent of punching people. Asking the ref questions

Dislikes Honiton having a good cup run!! Making an effort at fancy dress, keeping his gob shut, staying in club after games

Height 6ft 3

Weight 15 stone


Tom Hugget - Flanker
D.o.B 18

Previous Club Sidmouse (scum)

Occupation Student of something

Likes Pissing out of bus windows, downing pints in stupidly fast times, Big hits, Late hits, infact just hits and Donating money to the end of year piss up, kicking

Dislikes Staying in on a friday night, Turning up on time and Jumping in the lineout

Height 6' +

Weight Big Unit


Mike Bowley (Bowley) - Everywhere (ex-captain)
D.o.B 35 14/12/70

Previous Club None but he'll tell you Bath and England A

Occupation Postman (Pro-Rugby Player)

Likes Running, Weight Training and keeping really fit, his man boobs

Dislikes Unfit Rugby Players, Smoking in the changing rooms & never winning player of the year, the wife abusing referees

Height 6"

Weight 15 Stone


Arron Spence - Back row (injured)
D.o.B 34

Previous Club None but played for Devon Colts

Occupation Builder/property tycoon

Likes Being well ard, No nonsence rugby... "givin it to em if they ask for it". Blooding in youngsters/new players at training just to insure they don't turn out soft. Winning!

Dislikes Touch rugby, faries, poofs, pansies, softies and anyone who plays in the threequarters... oh! and blinkin knee injuries that stop him blooding younsters in!

Height 5'9"

Weight 16 stone


Martin Summers (Smooth) - Centre/Wing
D.o.B 27 7/4/78

Previous Club Farway FC (ex poof ball)

Occupation Builder and P/t Mr Loverman all round Smoothie

Likes A quiet lemonade on a Sunday and women admiring and stroking him. Being eyed up by Rachael Hunter at the Chilli's Concert, doing the bar with Simmo, breaking into houses at 4 in the morning and growing beards.

Dislikes Anti Freeze, Waxing his chest but it has to be done! Doing his nails and hair and Patch work quilting. Scabs! They have spoiled everything! Finding his windows locked

Height 18 inchs, 6ft 4 tall and hansome.

Weight 14Stone (Athletic Build often seen in Next Catalogue)


Andy Canniford (Ricey's love child) - Full Back ***INJURED***
D.o.B 19

Previous Club None

Occupation Student (much to the amusement of Huskins)

Likes Cricket, Fit girls, The rice genes, reminding Huskins he's a student, stupidly long holidays, his new found hobby Golf and A Cider n Black or two every now and then

Dislikes Sidmouth 2nds number 8! Knee injuries, the NHS, working, haircuts, getting up on a sunday, the long walk from the club to his house and training the u14s in the dark!

Height Tall

Weight Perfect


Lyndon Jones - INJURED - Flanker
D.O.B 22ish

Previous Club: Some club in Wales..lots of L's and G's W's and A's in it.

Occupation: Student/ Trainee for some engineering firm and Welsh

Likes: Earl grey tea, Kate Moss and larva lamps, Dodging hair stylists, Guns in holsters.

Dislikes: Knee injuries that keep him out of the game and drinking on an empty head

Height: 6ft 1

Weight: fit looking 14 stone


Stuart Terry - INJURED - Back Row
D.o.B 30

Previous Club None

Occupation Steel erector/Farmer

Likes Huntin Shooting varming, hurting people and things being done his way.

Dislikes The bench and only having one ear. Non stick pans for cooking.

Height 5'10"

Weight 12 Stone


Neil Woollacott (Woolacott) - Fly Half ***INJURED***
D.o.B 34ish

Previous Club None

Occupation Champion Sheep shearer/builder when there ain't no no sheep to be shorn.

Likes Pretty sheep, woollen scarfs, knitting, Dale Winton and Stilton Cheese

Dislikes Getting the bit off round the tail. Clinkers and Turkish delight.

Height 6ft

Weight 13 stone


Pete Burrow (Pete) - Anywhere
D.o.B 42

Previous Club None home grown bin here years no one knows how long

Occupation Steel frame errector p't farmer

Likes Giving speeches, Cleaning up after lazy bastards and the club.

Dislikes Praise

Height 5ft 11

Weight 13 stone


Alistair Wills - 2nd Rw / Flanker
D.O.B 23ish

Previous Club: Some side in Cardiff

Occupation: Some police type job and part time stripper

Likes: Spiderman, lesbian tennis players, the the spice girls and realising hes in a fat birds bedroom just in time

Dislikes: Tesco's monoply on food shopping, people dissing the queen and camels toes

Height: 6 2

Weight: Slim fit looking


SOCIAL MEMBERS - Retired/AWOL/Old or Intelligent and at Uni


Gordon Lee (Chairman or Jordon) - Flanker / Wing / Full Back
D.o.B 53 12/06/1852 and still playing

Previous Club Old Asharolevans

Occupation Articals Clark & Pimp

Likes Water Sports, Pans people, Wine, Good Food, running a rugby club and Rules

Dislikes The local council, people sleeping in the rugby club, cold guinness and passing on info about kick off times

Height 5'8"

Weight 15 Stone (Really?)


David Todd (Stopper) - Token old guy, photographer and debt collector!
D.o.B OAP

Previous Club unsure..probably someone at sometime or other

Occupation semi-retired..rugby club debt collector

Likes Saturday night on the piss, taking photos, collecting peoples money, a good pint of bitter, Facebook, being a grandad, all day sessions, his computer and beating robbie at squash (thrashing would be more accurate)

Dislikes People who owe, the wife being out, camera shy people and youngsters with so much hair!

Height 5'7

Weight ....


Ollie - Biggest Fan
D.o.B 25

Previous Club None

Occupation Tesco's main man

Likes Watching Honiton Rugby games, Dutch films, gambling, wild women, lager, stacking apples, away trips, Guilbert, sitting with robbie asking questions, dribbling, being touch judge

Dislikes Honiton losing, being mistaken for Justin,

Height 6ft

Weight 16 stone (and the rest)


Malcom Salter - Prop (Ex Captian) ***RETIRED***
D.O.B 42

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Debt Collector! (If you owe, you pay!) and p/t lumberjack

Likes: When people don't pay! Sticking up for the pup! Offering his opinion from touchline, the
good old days

Dislikes: Being asked to come out of retirment

Height short

Weight: 16stone


Mark Joyce (Boycey) - 2nd Row ***AWOL***
D.O.B: 21

Previous Club: None (previos poof baller)

Occupation: Builder

Likes: Cricket, Getting the old man out when ever he can! Looking like Brucey from Come dancing and Russ Abbot (same chins). Any port in a storm, indepth discussions about politics and the state of the pound.

Dislikes: Settling down, Hannays Dirk Dangler, Grass on his wicket and coming down the club!!

Height: 6ft 3

Weight: 16 Stone


Richard Terry (Tricky) - Anywhere on the sideline
D.o.B 29 10/02/76

Previous Club No one will have him,

Occupation Some sort of engineer and P/t Adult Film Producer

Likes Taking Photos and all action shots from different angles, rubber and Viagra,

Dislikes Running out of film, tomato skins and costumes that make him look like the only gay in the village.

Height 5'8"

Weight 18 Stone and getting bigger by the day


Steve "chalkey" Martin (Stevie) - Promising Back ***UNI BOY***
D.o.B 21

Previous Club Some team in Zimbabwe

Occupation Student on gap year but some sort of engineering job or maybe a doctor he's not sure yet but whatever... a clever sod!

Likes Making big hits, England, Cricket, Squash and being the only black bloke in the village... no the club!

Dislikes Robert Mugabe and his Land equality schemes. His Brother being a "hotter Prospect!"

Height 6ft 3

Weight 15Stone


Mark Martin (token) - Wing ***UNI BOY***
D.O.B Young Lad,

Previous Club: None

Occupation: Student

Likes: Playing Pro Evo 4! Running fast (and he is quick!)

Dislikes: Rain, The Wet, Cold, So playing rugby in season

Height: Tall

Weight: 6 pack