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D.O.B Youngish Previous Club: Sunderland Occupation: Surveyor Likes: Flat caps, whippets, boat building, pidgeons and the Newcastle Football team oh... and also those rough birds seen on docusoaps about pissed up Northerners on a night out (makes him feel at home.) Dislikes: The English language (I think he's a nice chap but to be sure I need to understand what he says) Top Bar Guinness, Lack of guinness, moving unnecessarily Height: Short Weight: lots of it | |
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D.o.B 1.9.85 Previous Club: Exeter Juniors, Exeter College and Topsham Occupation: Insurance Broker Likes: Front row, Windy days and Wet Balls, Training (especially with Tony), Food, Cross County Runs (in fact any runs), the bleep tests and Toy story, thowing in the line out. Dislikes Playing in the backs, Hamstrings, Things that are way to hairy. Height 5ft 11 Weight Of large frame 15 Stone and the rest | |
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D.o.B 25 Previous Club None Occupation Builder Likes Picking up things that weigh alot, Giving out flying lessons, swotting people and would be tacklers, Donkey. Dislikes Rubit cubes, Sudoku puzzels, Bad knee injuries, Being on time, Drinking on Bus Trips. Height 5'7" Weight 16 stone | |
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D.o.B 27 Previous Club None Occupation Watching the rest of Bralsfords employees work Likes Rolling in mud, pretending to be hurt and tantrums, grunting while running and the opera (for real)! Table tennis, tantric sex, Louise making things better, playing on the wing, Conversations with referees about the finer points of the game, kicking, Empty Threats and motivational pre game talks! Dislikes Running at training (or moving for that matter) and that Sniper in the bushes who keeps on hitting him during games Height 6'3" Weight 12 Stone upto the waist. 12 stone above the waist | |
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D.o.B 28 9/7/1977 Previous Club Sprinston RFC, Lincoln RFC, Melton RFC, Canterbury County, Occupation Builder (Hard As Nails) Likes Chess, 100's and 1000's on ice cream cones and copious amounts of larger and Kicking for touch Dislikes Being called a county bumkin by a Fellow Kiwi, fluff in his belly button, playing in the front row, pictures on facebook and the wind Height 6ft 3 Weight 17 stone | |
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D.o.B 33 Previous Club Old Penarthians / Bath Uni Occupation Playing with computers Likes Injuring people (including his own team), Living back in Honiton, His Housemates. Dislikes Knee injuries, Bussing on Bus trips and being on time (ever) Height 6'1" Weight 14 Stone + a bit more | |
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D.o.B 38 Previous Club Refused to play for anyone else despite lots of offers! Occupation Builder and Property developer Likes Press ups, Respect, Support runners, Golf, Poker, Coke (Diet obviously), visiting bradfords for complimentary coffee and Highway patrols. Dislikes People who tell him he should have played at a higher standard, Working hard, The Game of life, Employing muppets, Hire vans that overheat. Height 6ft 3 Weight 17 Stone (maybe) | |
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D.O.B 19 Previous Club: Sidmouse (scum) Occupation: One of Bralsfords Chimps, when not playing golf...poker...chatting with Delarge...visiting plumb centre for tea and various other building merchants Likes: Running over Old Man Rice in Training, All you can eat pizza, Getting on it as early as poss, Pit Club, being good at everything, winning, good team talks, arrogance, samboo, wetting the bed Dislikes: Losing to Old Man Rice, in fact LOSING (not a word in his vocab without not before it), people not turning up, softness and injuries, Stains and Aliens Height Six foot 2 and a bit Weight: Fit as a fiddle | |
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D.O.B Older than he looks Previous Club: None (ex poof baller) Occupation: Student Likes: Playing with the u14s, His posh car, taller women (thats not hard), flirting, Steve T, colts sundays, boat races, playing flanker and Road signs Dislikes: Rough training sessions, Plymouth FC loosing and being ID'd Height: Short Weight: Like a feather | |
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D.o.B 18 Previous Club Sidmouse (scum) Occupation Bradfords Monkey (Delarge wannabe) Likes Building his wall, Bumming Dobson, Dobson's Girl Friend, The Grove, Dislikes Making bets with Alien, windy days, Conversions from infront the posts and Fines Height 5'6 Weight Not much | |
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D.o.B 2/11/1982 Previous Club Glamorgan Uni Occupation Buyer for some tile firm. Likes Football, Gay people, camp handoffs, Ollie, Graham Norton, His name in the paper, the father in law being down and Mint sauce Dislikes People thinking he is JC, not being able to fly, laughing quietly, Turning up on time, correctly dressed, Hitting his kicks and just playing in general at the moment. Height 6'1" Weight N/A | |
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D.o.B 17/12/1982 Previous Club Exeter, Bath Spa Uni, Occupation Junior Del Boy Likes Food and more food, selling kit, stopping games, scars, his wife working at the golf club, being a happily married man and doing the washing. Dislikes Pre-season Training (infact any training), Broken Arms and Selling kit cheap Height Tallish (for a dwarf) Weight Portly 16 stone | |
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D.O.B 18 Previous Club: None, Exeter College as well Occupation: Student Likes: His Guns, A good night out, Big hits, playing on the flank, Garnet, A nice quiet Sunday at Stevies, Weights and collecting prizes from the walk home! Dislikes: Catching the ball, biting his own tounge, Coute making approaches on his sister, being chased by man with spade, dirty pints (man up!), People who move Selways Bag!! Height: Tall 6' maybe Weight: 13 stone maybe? | |
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D.o.B 32ish Previous Club London Scotish and Richmond Occupation Bradfords Sales Manager/ Backs Coach Likes Chaz and Dave, Big Hits, Doing it the Mitchell way, Golfing, Handing out golf balls, Poker, Dummies, nights out with the lads, nail varnish, Landan and some second rate london football team...spurs i think! Dislikes Slow Ball, Ian Beale, Being unable to get his wife to work at the golf club, having to work at the golf club, Long van jouneys with Alien, looking after the kids on a sunday, Scarecrows, not being part of Cake monday and being Aliens alibi. Height 5ft 11 Weight 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 20 Previous Club Exeter College Occupation EDF- Debt collecting Likes Helping out, bum licking, Floydy's approaches on his sister, Colts sunday, Swimming (well trying to get the lifeguard to save him), speeding fines, Long walks on a Sat night and long distance relationships. Dislikes Stare outs! Louise showering with the 1st team, Olive when drunk, bench duty, Scoring tries and time keeping. Height 5ft 11 Weight 11 Stone | |
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Age 18 Previous Club Sidmouse (Scum) Occupation Student (if that counts) and Try machine Likes Scoring Tries, His girlfriend (who wouldnt), The great escape from Sidmouse and Away games. Dislikes Tackeling, Being tackeled, Being mistaken for Duncan Cousins, Height Short Weight Not Much | |
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D.o.B 29/10/70 Previous Club None Occupation Fireman Likes Shelling out kids, large willy compertitions, Boobs, having you know what on his phone! (just ask to see it) Dislikes Catching the ball and slowing up with age. Height 5'8" Weight 125 KG | |
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D.o.B 18 Previous Club Sidmouse (Scum) Occupation No Idea...Somerfield i think Likes Weight loss, Honiton and a good bargain from Oxfam Dislikes Catching, Passing, working on a Saturday and playing away, people thinking he is gay! Height 6'ish Weight A lot less than before by all accounts! | |
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D.o.B 30 Previous Club Some third rate Uni side in Essex Occupation Head Teacher Likes The Cane, Political correctness, socks and sandles, Organised nakedness, Parents evenings, Being part of the elite club and Holding down the bench spot. Dislikes The end of batchelorhood, Warming up, and popadoms. Height 5'11" Weight 16 Stone | |
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D.o.B 27 Previous Club Some Welsh Valley Team Occupation Primary School Teacher Likes Law Abiding Citizens, Being Soft as taken a year out over a knee injury? Strap it up! Dislikes People who break the law, Knee injuries before the sidmouth game, Height Tall as a house Weight wide as a bus but looks fit | |
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D.o.B 30 Previous Club Crediton Occupation Lorry Driver and Pro-Eater Likes The Great Outdoors, Dan G Sister's rub downs, Ginsters pasties, tombola, scoring tries and brokeback mountain Dislikes Health Food especialy lentals, Thomas the tank books and training Height 5'11" Weight 180KG | |
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D.o.B 39 Previous Club Nuneaton, Sudbury. Occupation Artificial Inseminator (for real!) Likes Pies.... in fact all food, fly fishing, putting his arm in cows fannies and his own long team talks. Coming home early from skiing to look after his injured wife ....sorry got that wrong....sending his wife home on her own with the injury so he could carry on with the skiing holiday. Playing 14 first team games with out training. Dislikes Being polite to the puppies, any form of training. Left wing socialist tossers/civil Servants who don't work. Height 5ft 7 Weight 18 stone and Round Most famous for the annual quote "this year I'm gonna get fit come training and show em a thing or two" | |
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D.o.B Not sure 25ish Previous Club Exeter colts Occupation Chef Likes Eating most of the food he cooks by the looks of things. The head chef giving him time off to play rugby. Dislikes The chef not giving him time off to play rugby, anyone who sends back food and the chef in the muppets (gives chefs a bad name) Height 5ft 10 Weight 17 stone | |
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D.o.B 31 28/10/74 Previous Club None (ex poof ball player) Occupation Contract Tractor Driver Likes Rugby, Driving his tractor on the Road (with raised seating), Being Short and talking about women he nearly got it on with. Looking at womens navels and smelling their hair!! The Three Man Lift! goose fat and tea sunday. Dislikes Tall Women and being asked for crisps when serving behind the bar...he can't reach them..just do it it's funny! Being forced in the kit bag! Height 5'1" Weight 11 Stone | |
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D.o.B 28 Previous Club None Occupation Sports Centre Manager Likes Wine, Classic Guitar, Cultured liasons with associates! Perfecting the art of becoming round. Dislikes Hangovers........ Bloody Wine, the sound of breaking glass. Height 5'7.5" Weight 95 KG (Powerhouse!!) | |
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D.o.B 24/10/72 33 Previous Club Cardiff Medics/Honiton Occupation Dentist Likes Pulling teeth, training and flash cars Dislikes Playing, People who do not put the effort in at training (Sampson in particular) Height 5"8 Weight 17 stone Slender | |
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D.o.B: 59 Previous Club: None we think... but rumour has it Bath u21 Ladies section (Before Sex Change) Occupation: Bricklayer and part time tennis player Likes: Drinking, Not being positive about anything especially younger Honiton players, No Grass on wicket, The Shadows, texting and having a regular girlfriend, keeping it in the family, tennis elbow Dislikes: Saggy Boobies and curtains that dont match the carpet, wallpaper matching his shirt oh... and playing rugby. Height: 6 foot Weight: 17 Stone (yeah right!) | |
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D.o.B 48 Previous Club Some team in Oxford Occupation Some sort of Fish Merchant /producer Likes Being late, Big breasts, Club short policies, Health and Safety inspectors Dislikes Porn, people who are on time and Ricey not retiring before him. Height 6ft 2" Weight 16 1/2 stone | |
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D.o.B 20ish Previous Club Not sure Occupation Varmer Likes Tractors, Botany, flower arranging and being at one with nature oh... and nipples! Dislikes Orange cartons that don't open properly, girls with lots of facial hair and any one who comes across as Bertie big bollocks. Height 6ft Weight Light just right for lifting | |
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D.o.B 33 7/08/74 Previous Club None Occupation Builder Likes Bulls that try to get into his car via the windscreen. Dislikes Training, People with straight noses. Height 5ft 8 (you sure?) Weight 11 Stone | |
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D.o.B 10/07/63 22 (Young Pup) Previous Club None Occupation Playboy, Likes Lots of women at the same time, hair gel, kangeroos as long as they have their toenails clipped first , huntin shootin and fishin. Dislikes Being polaxed by a bird for cheating on her and being asked if he is gay! Height Short Weight 12 Stone | |
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D.o.B 48 Previous Club Sidmouth colts, Honiton, Old Redcliffians and Exeter Occupation Civil Servant/ Left wing socialist tosser. Likes Honiton Rugby club, Table Football, Nice bums, Rubber, Wigs and wearing womens clothes. Good Port ,Stilton and digestive biscuits, finding new children, being good at everything. Dislikes Cheating, Crap rugby Hands, Ignorant People and over the top Diversity & Political correctness bollocks, attending disciplinary hearings. Height 5'11" Weight 13 1/2 stone | |
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D.o.B 42 Previous Club None bin here for years Occupation Builder Likes Taking the piss out of Ricey, The Irish and Going to work on Mondays! Dislikes Being run over by a big black Plymouth Albion prop! Middle name of Joseph Height Fairly Short Weight 12 Stone | |
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D.o.B Not sure but blinkin old Previous Club Some where abroad/ International man of Mystery Occupation Varies Likes Playing the odd game to help the club out. Dislikes Being asked how he got on at the weekend especially when he breaks his leg. Height Varies Weight Varies | |
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D.o.B 18 Previous Club None Occupation Building I think and sticking plastic on to glass. Likes A good rumour, shell suits, loud rugby boots, being the local hard man, community service. Dislikes Looking just like some bloke called Sugden off Emmerdale. Being told he could do with a trim. Old man Ricey not giving up, getting involved in domestics Height 5'9" Weight 85 KG Thin | |
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D.O.B: 12 Previous Club: None (Topsham borrowed him but gave him back) Occupation: Ricki wanabe Likes: Playing rugby, he can now drink in town, running round Steve Thomarse, carrying water bottles Dislikes: being asked for ID, catching the ball Height Like RICCKKKIII Weight: Like RICCCKKKIII | |
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D.o.B 21ish Previous Club None Occupation Need to find this out but think he's clever. Likes Learning the new skill of rugby, big hits on opposition players. Scoring vertual hat tricks and the odd Brizilian hedge trim. Dislikes Broad beans and some one scratching a black board. Height 5ft 11 Weight 12 stone | |
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D.o.B 16 Previous Club None Occupation Student Likes Eating stuff, anything for that matter especially for money! Dishing out pain and looking like a bee in his Lovely undertop! Emily Barrat, Poppy and Man Points! Dislikes Flying, Not leading the mars bar challenge, Being Angry, Being Hungry and Racism! Height Shortish Weight Muscular! | |
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D.O.B Nearly 18 Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Punctuality, Mud in his hair and Stealing ball Dislikes: Downing pints, Losing girlfriends (carleess if you ask me), Headbuts and Getting Fined. Height: Shortish Weight: N/A | |
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D.O.B Colt Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Penalties, Bench, Not throwing straight, Shiny Boots and Family! Dislikes: Post match Showers! Height: Tall Weight: 6 pack | |
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D.O.B 17 (nearly 18 surely) Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Looking good, Working, Maths, Other geeky things like that, His girlfriend and her melons, Pit club carnage, Dislikes: Being sick in the lounge, refrences to his mum (shes fit), scrums going backwards, public speaking, Joyce on nights out (well who does?) Height: Tall 6' ish Weight: Just right for lifting | |
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D.O.B Young Lad Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Being nice to everyone, Schoolwork, Being intelligent, Stealing Lineout ball and Hair products Dislikes: Nothing at all Height: Tall Weight: Light for lifting | |
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D.O.B 17? Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Being Naked, Colin, Christian ways and Wearing knee supports Dislikes: Wearing clothes and Party Boy Height: 5'9 Weight: slim | |
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D.o.B 16 Previous Club None Occupation Student, Honiton Concentration Camp Likes Being on time, Crealy slides, Looking after little Rice and Being Fined! Dislikes Im sure he must dislike something....marmite maybe, catching every now and then..keeps it interesting see. Height 5 10...ish Weight Good for lifting | |
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D.O.B Young Lad, Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Smiling, Tackles, Camping with Jennie B and not getting hangovers. Dislikes: Kennys 18th, Touch and the Bench Height: Tall Weight: 6 pack | |
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D.o.B Colt age (funny that) Previous Club None Occupation Student, 6th form! Likes Winning, Cricket, Nakedness (especially on tour), Beating other Rices, A good game of football, Dean looking after him, Eating in copious amounts, Dressing up and Getting on it as early as poss! Dislikes Losing, Coming last, Not winning, Helping around the house, Punctuality, Not getting in Pit Club, Lairy Mummy Rice and Being Serious! Height Short as Weight Light | |
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D.O.B Colt Previous Club: None Occupation: Graphic Designer maybe? Likes: Kicking, Hair Products, Exeter and Southern Comfort Dislikes:Training, Flowing Rugby, Late Hits and People who are late! Height: 5'8 ish Weight: 12.5 st? | |
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D.O.B Youngish 16? Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Eating Pennies, Touch, Open Play, Fitness, Being Early and Fighting Dislikes: Other people kicking, Lazyness, Non-Hairy People and Bouncers Height: ? Weight: Stocky | |
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D.O.B 16 Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Missing important kicks, His special Kicking 'T', Long showers and Overlaps! Dislikes: Catching, Using his size, Fitness, Drinking and getting knocked out in cup finals! Height: Tall Weight: Well Built | |
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D.O.B Young one Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: His Fit mum, Being Smart, Teachers and Cheating Girlfriends! Dislikes: Contact rugby, Being a prefect and not being in the library! Height: Short Weight: Dunno but Quick | |
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D.O.B 18 Previous Club: None Occupation: Student, Sexeter college Likes: Delivering Pizza, Not getting Dirty, High Tackles and Running really Fast Dislikes: Domestic Violence (its just not right!) Catching, Looking like Napoleon Dynamite! Height: Tallish Weight: light as | |
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D.O.B 17 Previous Club: None Occupation: Tyre Fitter Likes: Being Injured, The Fact That He Has A Job And His Car, Dislikes: Telling Jerry when he is playing, Being Tackled, Being Knocked out, Playing and Age barriers! Height: 5ft 10" Weight: 10st | |
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D.o.B Knocking on a bit (but young looking) Previous Club none Occupation Tyre company manager Likes The Welsh, Drinking, Wedding cake, Being on the bench and Telling Off Joe For No Reason Dislikes Calling ambulances and Reffing Height 5ft 9 Weight Slim (apart from the belly) | |
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D.o.B 36 (12/3/2005) Previous Club None Occupation Builder (Brickie) Likes Gold, highlights, suntans looking like he's an Essex boy and big boobs. Dislikes Playing in Plymouth Height 6ft Weight 14 Stone | |
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D.o.B Over 30 Previous Club Sidmouth !!!! Occupation Fixes mechanical things I think Likes Being back playing and tackling, womens shoes, the Carpenters and the Lord of the rings. Dislikes Sidmouth, home built bars in the corner of the front room and women with underarm hair. Height 6ft Weight 14 stone | |
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DoB: 36 Previous Club: None (just about still playing?) Likes... Having nice pecks. Any sort of sex Dislikes... Running is straight lines...was recently over heard saying he now understands the need to let the rest of your players know where you are going! Height... 5ft 10 Weight... 14 Stone | |
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D.o.B 48 Previous Club None but played for the Navy Occupation Was a SW water man now does some building forman job. Likes His new Sat Nav, Some form of Kung foo crap (you know the sort of thing.... lots noise but no actual contact). The Everley brothers and Kenny Rogers, Spoofing Dislikes Witchity grubs, Posh spice, rugby player calanders and references to uncle festa. Height 6'1" Weight 14 Stone + a bit moreHe reckons he's the best looking prop in the club | |
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D.o.B 31 21/06/1974 Previous Club None Occupation Plum Picker or is that plummer Likes Head Rubs, being accident prone Dislikes Ricey's Pre Cup Final selection talks, Catching the ball Height 5'10" Weight 76 KG | |
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D.o.B 37 (When men were born proper!) Previous Club Sidmouth Hockey Club, Occupation Exterminator Likes Being Driven around by his driver, Buying glass off Sammo for his villa, sleeping in Top Bar, banging on shutters and the alphabet song! Dislikes People who drink lots and become rude, its just not right! Losing his trousers! Height tallish Weight 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 28ish Previous Club Topsham (but don't tell anyone) and Amber "bloody" Valley less we forget!! Occupation Some poncey office job (Insurance I think....but a job where you have to be sure of all information before you do something!) Likes Honiton just playing league games and a new found talent of punching people. Asking the ref questions Dislikes Honiton having a good cup run!! Making an effort at fancy dress, keeping his gob shut, staying in club after games Height 6ft 3 Weight 15 stone | |
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D.o.B 35 14/12/70 Previous Club None but he'll tell you Bath and England A Occupation Postman (Pro-Rugby Player) Likes Running, Weight Training and keeping really fit, his man boobs Dislikes Unfit Rugby Players, Smoking in the changing rooms & never winning player of the year, the wife abusing referees Height 6" Weight 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 34 Previous Club None but played for Devon Colts Occupation Builder/property tycoon Likes Being well ard, No nonsence rugby... "givin it to em if they ask for it". Blooding in youngsters/new players at training just to insure they don't turn out soft. Winning! Dislikes Touch rugby, faries, poofs, pansies, softies and anyone who plays in the threequarters... oh! and blinkin knee injuries that stop him blooding younsters in! Height 5'9" Weight 16 stone | |
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D.o.B 27 7/4/78 Previous Club Farway FC (ex poof ball) Occupation Builder and P/t Mr Loverman all round Smoothie Likes A quiet lemonade on a Sunday and women admiring and stroking him. Being eyed up by Rachael Hunter at the Chilli's Concert, doing the bar with Simmo, breaking into houses at 4 in the morning and growing beards. Dislikes Anti Freeze, Waxing his chest but it has to be done! Doing his nails and hair and Patch work quilting. Scabs! They have spoiled everything! Finding his windows locked Height 18 inchs, 6ft 4 tall and hansome. Weight 14Stone (Athletic Build often seen in Next Catalogue) | |
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D.o.B 19 Previous Club None Occupation Student (much to the amusement of Huskins) Likes Cricket, Fit girls, The rice genes, reminding Huskins he's a student, stupidly long holidays, his new found hobby Golf and A Cider n Black or two every now and then Dislikes Sidmouth 2nds number 8! Knee injuries, the NHS, working, haircuts, getting up on a sunday, the long walk from the club to his house and training the u14s in the dark! Height Tall Weight Perfect | |
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D.O.B 22ish Previous Club: Some club in Wales..lots of L's and G's W's and A's in it. Occupation: Student/ Trainee for some engineering firm and Welsh Likes: Earl grey tea, Kate Moss and larva lamps, Dodging hair stylists, Guns in holsters. Dislikes: Knee injuries that keep him out of the game and drinking on an empty head Height: 6ft 1 Weight: fit looking 14 stone | |
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D.o.B 30 Previous Club None Occupation Steel erector/Farmer Likes Huntin Shooting varming, hurting people and things being done his way. Dislikes The bench and only having one ear. Non stick pans for cooking. Height 5'10" Weight 12 Stone | |
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D.o.B 34ish Previous Club None Occupation Champion Sheep shearer/builder when there ain't no no sheep to be shorn. Likes Pretty sheep, woollen scarfs, knitting, Dale Winton and Stilton Cheese Dislikes Getting the bit off round the tail. Clinkers and Turkish delight. Height 6ft Weight 13 stone | |
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D.o.B 42 Previous Club None home grown bin here years no one knows how long Occupation Steel frame errector p't farmer Likes Giving speeches, Cleaning up after lazy bastards and the club. Dislikes Praise Height 5ft 11 Weight 13 stone | |
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D.O.B 23ish Previous Club: Some side in Cardiff Occupation: Some police type job and part time stripper Likes: Spiderman, lesbian tennis players, the the spice girls and realising hes in a fat birds bedroom just in time Dislikes: Tesco's monoply on food shopping, people dissing the queen and camels toes Height: 6 2 Weight: Slim fit looking | |
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D.o.B 53 12/06/1852 and still playing Previous Club Old Asharolevans Occupation Articals Clark & Pimp Likes Water Sports, Pans people, Wine, Good Food, running a rugby club and Rules Dislikes The local council, people sleeping in the rugby club, cold guinness and passing on info about kick off times Height 5'8" Weight 15 Stone (Really?) | |
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D.o.B 25 Previous Club None Occupation Tesco's main man Likes Watching Honiton Rugby games, Dutch films, gambling, wild women, lager, stacking apples, away trips, Guilbert, sitting with robbie asking questions, dribbling, being touch judge Dislikes Honiton losing, being mistaken for Justin, Height 6ft Weight 16 stone (and the rest) | |
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D.O.B 42 Previous Club: None Occupation: Debt Collector! (If you owe, you pay!) and p/t lumberjack Likes: When people don't pay! Sticking up for the pup! Offering his opinion from touchline, the good old days Dislikes: Being asked to come out of retirment Height short Weight: 16stone | |
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D.O.B: 21 Previous Club: None (previos poof baller) Occupation: Builder Likes: Cricket, Getting the old man out when ever he can! Looking like Brucey from Come dancing and Russ Abbot (same chins). Any port in a storm, indepth discussions about politics and the state of the pound. Dislikes: Settling down, Hannays Dirk Dangler, Grass on his wicket and coming down the club!! Height: 6ft 3 Weight: 16 Stone | |
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D.o.B 29 10/02/76 Previous Club No one will have him, Occupation Some sort of engineer and P/t Adult Film Producer Likes Taking Photos and all action shots from different angles, rubber and Viagra, Dislikes Running out of film, tomato skins and costumes that make him look like the only gay in the village. Height 5'8" Weight 18 Stone and getting bigger by the day | |
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D.o.B 21 Previous Club Some team in Zimbabwe Occupation Student on gap year but some sort of engineering job or maybe a doctor he's not sure yet but whatever... a clever sod! Likes Making big hits, England, Cricket, Squash and being the only black bloke in the village... no the club! Dislikes Robert Mugabe and his Land equality schemes. His Brother being a "hotter Prospect!" Height 6ft 3 Weight 15Stone | |
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D.O.B Young Lad, Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Playing Pro Evo 4! Running fast (and he is quick!) Dislikes: Rain, The Wet, Cold, So playing rugby in season Height: Tall Weight: 6 pack | |