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D.O.B Youngish Previous Club: Sunderland Occupation: Surveyor Likes: Flat caps, whippets, boat building, pidgeons and the Newcastle Football team oh... and also those rough birds seen on docusoaps about pissed up Northerners on a night out (makes him feel at home.) Dislikes: The English language (I think he's a nice chap but to be sure I need to understand what he says) Top Bar Guinness, Lack of guinness, moving unnecessarily Height: Short Weight: lots of it | |
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D.o.B 28 Previous Club None Occupation Sports Centre Manager Likes Wine, Classic Guitar, Cultured liasons with associates! Perfecting the art of becoming round. Dislikes Hangovers........ Bloody Wine, the sound of breaking glass. Height 5'7.5" Weight 95 KG (Powerhouse!!) | |
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D.o.B 25 Previous Club None Occupation Builder Likes Picking up things that weigh alot. Giving out flying lessons, swotting people and flattening would be tacklers. Shrek movies as he is shrek. Dislikes Rubit cubes and sudoku puzzels. Bad knee injuries! Height 5'7" Weight 16 stone | |
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D.o.B 28ish Previous Club Topsham (but don't tell anyone) and Amber "bloody" Valley less we forget!! Occupation Some poncey office job (Insurance I think....but a job where you have to be sure of all information before you do something!) Likes Honiton just playing league games and a new found talent of punching people. Asking the ref questions Dislikes Honiton having a good cup run!! Making an effort at fancy dress, keeping his gob shut, staying in club after games Height 6ft 3 Weight 15 stone | |
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D.o.B 27 Previous Club None Occupation Watching the rest of Bralsfords employees work Likes Rolling in mud, pretending to be hurt and tantrums, grunting while running and the opera (for real)! Table tennis, tantric sex, Louise making things better, playing on the wing Dislikes Running at training (or any other time for that matter) and that Sniper in the bushes who keeps on hitting him during games. Height 6'3" Weight 12 Stone upto the waist. 12 stone above the waist | |
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D.o.B 23 Previous Club None (home grown) Occupation Airconditioning engineer type thing & Looking after his brother Likes God and his son, Stinging nettles, lamp posts & tours and Greek Mythology Dislikes Looking after his brother on Friday and Saturday night fight club, Sid Vicious, Nathan pretending to be him and wearing shoes. Height 6'3" Weight 13 Stone Fit | |
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D.o.B 30 Previous Club None Occupation Steel erector/Farmer Likes Huntin Shooting varming, hurting people and things being done his way. Dislikes The bench and only having one ear. Non stick pans for cooking. Height 5'10" Weight 12 Stone | |
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D.o.B 38 Previous Club Refused to play for anyone else despite lots of offers! Occupation Builder and Property developer Likes Press ups, Respect, Support runners, Golf, Poker, Coke (Diet obviously)and visiting bradfords for complimentary coffee Dislikes People who tell him he should have played at a higher standard, Working hard, The Game of life, Employing muppets! Height 6ft 3 Weight 17 Stone (maybe) | |
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D.O.B 23ish Previous Club: Some side in Cardiff Occupation: Some police type job and part time stripper Likes: Spiderman, lesbian tennis players, the the spice girls and realising hes in a fat birds bedroom just in time Dislikes: Tesco's monoply on food shopping, people dissing the queen and camels toes Height: 6 2 Weight: Slim fit looking | |
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D.o.B 25 Previous Club None but played in New Zealand for some side or other. Occupation Scaffolder come steel errector type thing and landlord. Likes World tours Cider, Renting his House to EX Students (Big Mistake), Bar Fights in New Zealand (or anywhere else for that matter), Being naked, getting people naked Dislikes Police brutality, Students, Last Orders, Paying for a Service, Real Sharks as apposed to Dolphins, the bench Height Six Foot Weight 17 stone and still growing! | |
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D.o.B 21 Previous Club Crewkerne Occupation Builder Likes Dimonds Daughter, Plymouth, Latin and Borat swimming costumes, eating (in vast quantities) and pretending to be his brother! Dislikes Anyone with a Bigger Willie than him (so that'll be no one). M and M's and wine gums. Height 6ft 4" Weight 16 Stone | |
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D.o.B 33 7/08/74 Previous Club None Occupation Builder Likes Bulls that try to get into his car via the windscreen. Dislikes Training, People with straight noses. Height 5ft 8 (you sure?) Weight 11 Stone | |
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D.o.B 35 14/12/70 Previous Club None but he'll tell you Bath and England A Occupation Postman (Pro-Rugby Player) Likes Running, Weight Training and keeping really fit, his man boobs Dislikes Unfit Rugby Players, Smoking in the changing rooms & never winning player of the year, the wife abusing referees Height 6" Weight 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 10/07/63 22 (Young Pup) Previous Club None Occupation Playboy, Likes Lots of women at the same time, hair gel, kangeroos as long as they have their toenails clipped first , huntin shootin and fishin. Dislikes Being polaxed by a bird for cheating on her and being asked if he is gay! Height Short Weight 12 Stone | |
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D.o.B 25 17/12/1982 Previous Club Exeter, Bath Spa Uni, Occupation Junior Del Boy Likes Food and more food, selling kit, stopping games, scars Dislikes Pre-season Training any training, Running infact moving when you don't need to. Broken Arms, selling kit cheap. Height Tallish (for a dwarf) Weight Portly 16 stone | |
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D.o.B 30ish I think (new player) Previous Club London Scotish, Richmond, Occupation Bradfords Sales Manager Likes Chaz and Dave, Big Hits, Doing it the Mitchell way Dislikes Slow Ball, Ian Beale Height 5ft 11 Weight 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 1.9.85 Previous Club Exeter Juniors, Exeter College and Topsham Occupation Insurance Brooker Likes Food, cross county runs (in fact any runs), the bleep tests and Toy story Dislikes Being mistaken as a a prop, Hamstrings, Things that are way to hairy. Height 5ft 11 Weight Of large frame 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 27 7/4/78 Previous Club Farway FC (ex poof ball) Occupation Builder and P/t Mr Loverman all round Smoothie Likes A quiet lemonade on a Sunday and women admiring and stroking him. Being eyed up by Rachael Hunter at the Chilli's Concert, doing the bar with Simmo, breaking into houses at 4 in the morning and growing beards. Dislikes Anti Freeze, Waxing his chest but it has to be done! Doing his nails and hair and Patch work quilting. Scabs! They have spoiled everything! Finding his windows locked Height 18 inchs, 6ft 4 tall and hansome. Weight 14Stone (Athletic Build often seen in Next Catalogue) | |
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D.O.B Young Lad, Previous Club: None Occupation: Student Likes: Playing Pro Evo 4! Running fast (and he is quick!) Dislikes: Rain, The Wet, Cold, So playing rugby in season Height: Tall Weight: 6 pack | |
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D.o.B 21ish Previous Club None Occupation Need to find this out but think he's clever. Likes Learning the new skill of rugby, big hits on opposition players. Scoring vertual hat tricks and the odd Brizilian hedge trim. Dislikes Broad beans and some one scratching a black board. Height 5ft 11 Weight 12 stone | |
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D.o.B 31 21/06/1974 Previous Club None Occupation Plum Picker or is that plummer Likes Head Rubs, being accident prone Dislikes Ricey's Pre Cup Final selection talks, Catching the ball Height 5'10" Weight 76 KG | |
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D.o.B 23 2/11/1982 Previous Club Glamorgan Uni Occupation Buyer Likes Football, Gay people, camp handoffs, Ollie, Graham Norton and his name in the paper. Dislikes People thinking he is JC! not being able to fly, laughing quietly Height 6'1" Weight N/A | |
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D.o.B 24/10/72 33 Previous Club Cardiff Medics/Honiton Occupation Dentist Likes Pulling teeth, training and flash cars Dislikes Playing, People who do not put the effort in at training (Sampson in particular) Height 5"8 Weight 17 stone Slender | |
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D.o.B 30 Previous Club Crediton Occupation Lorry Driver and Pro-Eater Likes The Great Outdoors, Dan G Sister's rub downs, Ginsters pasties, tombola, scoring tries and brokeback mountain Dislikes Health Food especialy lentals, Thomas the tank books and training Height 5'11" Weight 180KG | |
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D.o.B Not sure 25ish Previous Club Exeter colts Occupation Chef Likes Eating most of the food he cooks by the looks of things. The head chef giving him time off to play rugby. Dislikes The chef not giving him time off to play rugby, anyone who sends back food and the chef in the muppets (gives chefs a bad name) Height 5ft 10 Weight 17 stone | |
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D.o.B 31 28/10/74 Previous Club None (ex poof ball player) Occupation Contract Tractor Driver Likes Rugby, Driving his tractor on the Road (with raised seating), Being Short and talking about women he nearly got it on with. Looking at womens navels and smelling their hair!! The Three Man Lift! Polly Pocket, goose fat and tea sunday. Dislikes Tall Women and being asked for crisps when serving behind the bar...he can't reach them..just do it it's funny! Being forced in the kit bag! Height 5'1" Weight 11 Stone | |
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D.o.B 39 Previous Club Nuneaton, Sudbury. Occupation Artificial Inseminator (for real!) Likes Pies.... in fact all food, fly fishing, putting his arm in cows fannies and his own long team talks. Coming home early from skiing to look after his injured wife ....sorry got that wrong....sending his wife home on her own with the injury so he could carry on with the skiing holiday. Playing 14 first team games with out training. Dislikes Being polite to the puppies, any form of training. Left wing socialist tossers/civil Servants who don't work. Height 5ft 7 Weight 18 stone and Round Most famous for the annual quote "this year I'm gonna get fit come training and show em a thing or two" | |
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D.o.B 48 Previous Club None but played for the Navy Occupation Was a SW water man now does some building forman job. Likes His new Sat Nav, Some form of Kung foo crap (you know the sort of thing.... lots noise but no actual contact). The Everley brothers and Kenny Rogers, Spoofing Dislikes Witchity grubs, Posh spice, rugby player calanders and references to uncle festa. Height 6'1" Weight 14 Stone + a bit moreHe reckons he's the best looking prop in the club | |
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D.o.B 48 Previous Club Some team in Oxford Occupation Some sort of Fish Merchant /producer Likes Being late, Big breasts, Club short policies, Health and Safety inspectors Dislikes Porn, people who are on time and Ricey not retiring before him. Height 6ft 2" Weight 16 1/2 stone | |
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D.o.B 20ish Previous Club Not sure Occupation Varmer Likes Tractors, Botany, flower arranging and being at one with nature oh... and nipples! Dislikes Orange cartons that don't open properly, girls with lots of facial hair and any one who comes across as Bertie big bollocks. Height 6ft Weight Light just right for lifting | |
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D.o.B 25 ish Previous Club Not sure I think he played Devon Colts so rumour has it. Occupation Publican Likes Kicking out time, Being back playing rugby. Antiques and toy train sets. Dislikes Birds who have deep voices adams apples and who are unusually tall. Height 5ft 8 Weight 13 stoneish I'm sure there is a better picture of him than this looks like a gonk in this one! | |
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D.O.B: The Oldest, but still no sense Previous Club: None Occupation: Desk job!! Likes: learning the game of rugby, The Bishop Umbubbadingy Satolie's surmons. Dislikes: Not getting when subbing and the wife breaking her wrist and getting him to do every thing. Height: Tall Weight: Slender | |
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D.o.B 30 Previous Club Some third rate Uni side in Essex Occupation Head Teacher Likes The Cain, Political correctness socks and sandles and Parents night. Dislikes The end of batchelorhood!! and popadoms. Height 5'11" Weight 16 Stone | |
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D.O.B 22ish Previous Club: Some club in Wales..lots of L's and G's W's and A's in it. Occupation: Student/ Tranee for some engineering firmI think and good rugby player Likes: Earl grey tea, Kate Moss and larva lamps Dislikes: Knee injuries that keep him out of the game, Height: 6ft 1 Weight: fit looking 14 stone | |
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D.o.B 48 Previous Club Sidmouth colts, Honiton, Old Redcliffians and Exeter Occupation Civil Servant/ Left wing socialist tosser. Likes Honiton Rugby club, Table Football, Nice bums, Rubber, Wigs and wearing womens clothes. Good Port ,Stilton and digestive biscuits, finding new children, being good at everything. Dislikes Cheating, Crap rugby Hands, Ignorant People and over the top Diversity & Political correctness bollocks, attending disciplinary hearings. Height 5'11" Weight 13 1/2 stone | |
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D.o.B 42 Previous Club None bin here for years Occupation Builder Likes Taking the piss out of Ricey, The Irish and Going to work on Mondays! Dislikes Being run over by a big black Plymouth Albion prop! Middle name of Joseph Height Fairly Short Weight 12 Stone | |
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D.o.B 36 (12/3/2005) Previous Club None Occupation Builder (Brickie) Likes Gold, highlights, suntans looking like he's an Essex boy and big boobs. Dislikes Playing in Plymouth Height 6ft Weight 14 Stone | |
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D.o.B 42 Previous Club None home grown bin here years no one knows how long Occupation Steel frame errector p't farmer Likes Giving speeches, Cleaning up after lazy bastards and the club. Dislikes Praise Height 5ft 11 Weight 13 stone | |
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D.o.B Not sure but blinkin old Previous Club Some where abroad/ International man of Mystery Occupation Varies Likes Playing the odd game to help the club out. Dislikes Being asked how he got on at the weekend especially when he breaks his leg. Height Varies Weight Varies | |
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D.o.B 35 Getting old (29/10/70) Previous Club None Occupation Fireman Likes Shelling out kids, large willy compertitions and Boobs Dislikes Catching the ball and slowing up with age. Height 5'8" Weight 125 KG | |
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D.o.B 20 Previous Club Exeter College Occupation EDF- Debt collecting Likes helping out! bum licking, flodye's approaches on his sister! Colts sunday! Swimming (well trying to get the lifeguard to save him), speeding fines and long distance relationships. Dislikes Stare outs! Louise showering with the 1st team, Olive when drunk, bench duty, Height 5ft 11 Weight 11 Stone | |
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D.o.B 18 Previous Club None Occupation Building I think and sticking plastic on to glass. Likes A good rumour, shell suits, loud rugby boots, being the local hard man, community service. Dislikes Looking just like some bloke called Sugden off Emmerdale. Being told he could do with a trim. Old man Ricey not giving up, getting involved in domestics Height 5'9" Weight 85 KG Thin | |
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D.o.B 24 10/07/1981 Previous Club None Occupation Plumb Centre bod Likes Expensive Cars, smoking, fat fish clothing, living at the rugby club, his lamps in the lounge! Colts Dislikes Dirty bar, no bar staff, working behind the bar and Steve Lennon running round him! Height 5'10" Weight 10 Stone | |
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D.O.B: 12 Previous Club: None (Topsham borrowed him but gave him back) Occupation: Ricki wanabe Likes: Playing rugby, he can now drink in town, running round Steve Thomarse, carrying water bottles Dislikes: being asked for ID, catching the ball Height Like RICCKKKIII Weight: Like RICCCKKKIII | |
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D.o.B 25 15/08/75 Previous Club None (ex poof baller) Occupation Plum Centre Manager Likes Shots, Downing Pints being a ginger Dislikes Monday Morning and Steve Thomas Height 5'7" Weight 13 Stone | |
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D.o.B Knocking on a bit(but young looking) Previous Club none Occupation Tyre company manager Likes Drinking and Being on the bench and drinking a bit more Dislikes Calling ambulances,Ricky not turning up for the U12's Height 5ft 9 Weight Slim | |
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D.o.B 34 Previous Club None but played for Devon Colts Occupation Builder/property tycoon Likes Being well ard, No nonsence rugby... "givin it to em if they ask for it". Blooding in youngsters/new players at training just to insure they don't turn out soft. Winning! Dislikes Touch rugby, faries, poofs, pansies, softies and anyone who plays in the threequarters... oh! and blinkin knee injuries that stop him blooding younsters in! Height 5'9" Weight 16 stone | |
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D.o.B 27 Previous Club Some Welsh Valley Team Occupation Teacher in training! Lock up your daughters! Likes Law Abiding Citizens, Being Soft as taken a year out over a knee injury? Strap it up! Dislikes People who break the law, Knee injuries before the sidmouth game, Height Tall as a house Weight wide as a bus but looks fit | |
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D.o.B: 59 Previous Club: None we think... but rumour has it Bath u21 Ladies section (Before Sex Change) Occupation: Bricklayer and part time tennis player Likes: Drinking, Not being positive about anything especially younger Honiton players, No Grass on wicket, The Shadows, texting and having a regular girlfriend, keeping it in the family, tennis elbow Dislikes: Saggy Boobies and curtains that dont match the carpet, wallpaper matching his shirt oh... and playing rugby. Height: 6 foot Weight: 17 Stone (yeah right!) Can be heard saying something along the lines of..'I might get my kit out and go training next week'...most saturday nights and occationally whilst grasping his pint and smoking on a wednesday night! | |
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D.o.B 28 9/7/1977 Previous Club Sprinston RFC, Lincoln RFC, Melton RFC, Canterbury County, Occupation Builder. Hard As Nails Likes Chess, 100's and 1000's on ice cream cones and copious amounts of larger Dislikes Being called a county bumkin by a Fellow Kiwi, fluff in his belly button and the wind. Height 6ft 3 Weight 17 stone | |
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D.O.B 18 Previous Club: Sidmouth Occupation: Student (of what exactly?) Likes: Running over Old Man Rice in Training, All you can eat pizza, sambuca, when his sister is nowhere near his friends, Dislikes: Losing to Old Man Rice, references to his sister Height Six foot 2 Weight: Filling out | |
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D.o.B 21 Previous Club Some team in Zimbabwe Occupation Student on gap year but some sort of engineering job or maybe a doctor he's not sure yet but whatever... a clever sod! Likes Making big hits, England, Cricket, Squash and being the only black bloke in the village... no the club! Dislikes Robert Mugabe and his Land equality schemes. His Brother being a "hotter Prospect!" Height 6ft 3 Weight 15Stone | |
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D.o.B 25 Previous Club None Occupation Tesco's main man Likes Watching Honiton Rugby games, Dutch films, gambling, wild women, lager, stacking apples, away trips, Guilbert, sitting with robbie asking questions, dribbling, being touch judge Dislikes Honiton losing, being mistaken for Justin, Height 6ft Weight 16 stone (and the rest) | |
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D.o.B 53 12/06/1852 and still playing Previous Club Old Asharolevans Occupation Articals Clark & Pimp Likes Water Sports, Pans people, Wine, Good Food, running a rugby club and Rules Dislikes The local council, people sleeping in the rugby club, cold guinness and passing on info about kick off times Height 5'8" Weight 15 Stone (Really?) | |
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D.O.B: 21 Previous Club: None (previos poof baller) Occupation: Builder Likes: Cricket, Getting the old man out when ever he can! Looking like Brucey from Come dancing and Russ Abbot (same chins). Any port in a storm, indepth discussions about politics and the state of the pound. Dislikes: Settling down, Hannays Dirk Dangler, Grass on his wicket and coming down the club!! Height: 6ft 3 Weight: 16 Stone | |
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D.o.B 37 (When men were born proper!) Previous Club Sidmouth Hockey Club, Occupation Exterminator Likes Being Driven around by his driver, Buying glass off Sammo for his villa, sleeping in Top Bar, banging on shutters and the alphabet song! Dislikes People who drink lots and become rude, its just not right! Losing his trousers! Height tallish Weight 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 29 10/02/76 Previous Club No one will have him, Occupation Some sort of engineer and P/t Adult Film Producer Likes Taking Photos and all action shots from different angles, rubber and Viagra, Dislikes Running out of film, tomato skins and costumes that make him look like the only gay in the village. Height 5'8" Weight 18 Stone and getting bigger by the day | |
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D.o.B 33 Previous Club None Occupation Farmer who is under the thumb Likes Playing rugby as often as he can. Gay bars and cow udders. Dislikes Not being allowed to play rugby very often. Thumb mark on the top of his head. Height 6"2 Weight 15 Stone | |
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D.o.B 23 same as his two brothers Previous Club None (home grown) Occupation Sparky Likes Hunting foxes, ferretin, fishin, drinkin and the wrong..un! oh and pies judging by his waste line at the mo! Dislikes Training, designer clothes and anyone who doesn't like huntin, shootin and fishin Height Short just like a hobbit Weight 12 stone Hobbit like Not playing at the moment Gone soft like tuther Hobbit | |
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D.o.B Can't tell you Previous Club Can't tell you Occupation If you know this he will have to kill you. Likes Being quiet, Guns, wars, secret missions and ripping peoples heads off. Dislikes References to large willies and the sinbining rule. Height 6ft 2 but sshh! Weight 15 stone Brick shit house (no picture for secrurity reasons) Moment of the season....when the Topsham second row hit him but didn't know who he'd just picked on...The honiton players were stunned...he shouldn't have done that!!....Topsham second row later didn't seem to steady on his feet! | |
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D.o.B 23 but hard to tell how old Hobbits are? Previous Club None Occupation Carpenter Likes Huntin shootin and fishin , whiskey and fighting with other hobbits when drinking. Dislikes Hunting Laws and high fashion. Height Short Weight 11 Stone Slight but hard to hurt and tough as nails Not playing at the moment ...gone soft!! | |
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D.o.B Over 30 Previous Club Sidmouth !!!! Occupation Fixes mechanical things I think Likes Being back playing and tackling, womens shoes, the Carpenters and the Lord of the rings. Dislikes Sidmouth, home built bars in the corner of the front room and women with underarm hair. Height 6ft Weight 14 stone | |
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DoB: 36 Previous Club: None (just about still playing?) Likes... Having nice pecks. Any sort of sex Dislikes... Running is straight lines...was recently over heard saying he now understands the need to let the rest of your players know where you are going! Height... 5ft 10 Weight... 14 Stone | |
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D.O.B 42 Previous Club: None Occupation: Debt Collector! (If you owe, you pay!) and p/t lumberjack Likes: When people don't pay! Sticking up for the pup! Offering his opinion from touchline, the good old days Dislikes: Being asked to come out of retirment Height short Weight: 16stone | |
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D.O.B 43 Previous Club: We've been stuck with him despite offering around Occupation: Varmer but Wanabe Ref Likes: Rikki, Buying people Crisps and Mars bars, Slowing down games (once... whilst refing gave 76 penalties in the match which is nearly one for every minute of the game), and being in control, Dislikes: Kicking and open rugby, speaking english, spending money and advice from the touchline Height : Short Weight: Fat | |
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D.o.B 34ish Previous Club None Occupation Champion Sheep shearer/builder when there ain't no no sheep to be shorn. Likes Pretty sheep, woollen scarfs, knitting, Dale Winton and Stilton Cheese Dislikes Getting the bit off round the tail. Clinkers and Turkish delight. Height 6ft Weight 13 stone | |