The boys from the Ton earn their first win of the season at home against Hayle in the grind of all grinds and sweat of the brow from the big 8 doing more concretes the Pete Burrows. Exercising training focuses on the pitch gave Honiton a large amount of possession throughout the game allowing them work steadily up the pitch to earn their points and to hold out for that massive first W of the season.

This week the laceman make the gruelling journey to Falmouth with high spirits off the back of last week looking to make their late entrance into the league competition. A win down in the depths in Cornwall is always a massive victory and rarely an easy endeavour but you cant help but think that the underdog chance is all the Honiton squad needs.

The Squad:

Robbie, Finn the destroyer and the return of Olive nation make a sizeable front three, accompanied by Large Louie Lane and fire in thee belly Guilbert who's having an outstanding run of form.

The back row is made up of Pulman earning his first start, reliable Rice and Price.

9 and 10 worn by young Angus and consistent Canniford with the centre partnership see's Thompson return to the fold at 12 with the tireless Couttes Tucker outside him.

The back 3 are made of Voldemort, the impressive young Carlos and William Tyers to bring a bit of bulk.

Replacements
Jack the lad Procter, Aussie Wattman and Ross 'i cant down a pint' Oaten.

Was'on
One's and Two's got home W's, we saw the departure of Benny Boom who was seen off in typical fashion with a great turn out to see him off and Ross Oaten shamed his family by partaking in the worst attempt of downing a pint I have ever seen, I think people actually left the club because they couldn't bare to watch.

Fury beat the Hammer and Sickle, say what you will about Tyson Fury but you cannot deny he deserved to win the fight after a boring sluggish Klitschko. All made sweeter in the Fury camp after rumours he backed himself £200,000 to win, balls the size of melons comes to mind.

Cameron decided he now wants to bomb Syria and social media has exploded giving every half wit and his mother the opportunity to air their opinion. Will you just not.

Everyone seems to be on board the James Vardy barmy army, with even some rumours of them making a film about his rise to the Premier League. Though we are not sure about this but we are sure the young lad has a hell of a future ahead of him and to be the focus of many memes to come.

Just because:
Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow.

Football.